Super duper short. And I am soooooooo sorry SeattlePinay. Ikaw ang inspiration nito. ^_^
SC: Uhm, are you happy .. I mean in bed, are you happy with me?
Maya: Did I show any indication that I am not?
SC: Well to be honest I heard that girls can fake it. If you know what I mean.
Maya: Well I don’t know about them but I am pretty sure I never faked anything. Alam mo namang honest ako. Hmmmm, what is wrong?
SC: Uh. Nothing. I guess I just want to know.
SC: What about my size?
Maya: (Rolled her eyes) Where is this freaking insecurities coming from? Besides wala yun sa size noh. Nasa performance yun.
SC: So ibig mong sabihin, maliit?
Without hesitation, she cupped his manhood and acts as if sizing it.
Maya: On the contrary SC, Venti!
Maya: Yes, venti! Hindi ka tall, hindi ka grande. VENTI ka.
She then kissed his lips then walks away.
With renewed confidence, he smiled, faced the mirror and flexed.
SC: Venti ako!
Then runs to follow Maya and said:
SC: Maya! Gusto mo ng kape?! Yung venti?